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Another horrible dream

There is an old broken abandoned parking garage. There has been a reward out for a missing girl for some time now. A female FBI agent got a tip about a old parking lot. She goes alone and looks around. She sees an old broken car. Next to it is a space were a car would usually park, but it is dug up like a grave and filled with rocks . She gets down and starts removing the rocks. She gets down 2 inches before she see part of an arm. She hurries now and starts to see a nose, then a cheek, then an eye, finally she uncovers the entire face and screams. She backs up screaming...

"He petrified her!!!" she says.
The killer had preserved the girls terrified face until she had gone into rigor mortis.

ITS NOT BACON

I'm sure u ppl have seen the bacon strips for dogs commecrial. Well, now it's the revenge of the poor dog that got the fake bacon.

Dog - "Bacon, bacon I smell bacon!''

Woman - "Here you go.'' (hands him the phony bacon treat)

Dog - '' Yuck! (spits it out) This isn't bacon. I don't know what this is, but its sure as hell isn't bacon! That's it !!!!!!!! I've been starving all day, lady, and u give me this? This means war!!!''

Woman looks at him, not sure of what heck he thinks, cause u no he's a dog.

Dog - "I've been guarding this house and protecting u for years now and this is the thanks I get!!'' (takes the phony bacon and runs off with it)

-LATER THAT NIGHT-

The woman gets ready for bed. She walks over to the bed and pulls back the covers, gets in and turns out the lamp next to her. She moves around a little. Then starts to smell something Then her foot hits something wet and slimy. She gets up. turns on the lamp, and pulls back the covers. There's a pile of phony bacon strips in her bed.

(The dog walks in and looks at her)

Dog - ''IT'S NOT BACON!!!!!!!!!''

Today Was Homecoming

of course we didnt go to homecoming........

the horror dream forest creatures

A group of 5 teens are in the woods they stop to ask fo directions and a old man tells
them go til you get to a fork un the road and go right. the kids drive for an hour and
forget what he said.so they go right. they find a half broken bridge.they go back to
the old man and ask him again he tells them a right, they write it down this time.
they also tell him about the bridge. he says that bridge has never been broken.
So they give him a ride over there, and when they get there the bridge is all smashed
up. the kids freak out and tell the old man that was not like that the first time
they came here. the old man tell them that it was most likly the clan of serial killing
creatures.

- The teen who was driving get's out and turns in time to see a glance
of one of the creatures. He thinks it's nothing.

- one of the creatures is a screining goul girl. she has a ghoustly scream
and puts her hand on her face and twitches. she glides to you covering her face
and with her other hand grabs you. Everithing get's in dark and she takes her
hand that holds her face and opens your eye all the way and spits in your eye
which gives you horribal nightmares untill you to a insaine asyilem. The nightmares
will only end untill you kill yourself.

NOTE: YOU NEVER SEE HER FACE.IT IS IN SHADOW OR HER
HAND

Just a Monster

HalloweeN Season

horror dream

Im up in my room and, my mom comes us with some of my clothes. then my dad calls me. i go in the my parents room and soon after, i her some things in my room fall down. we turn to hear my mom gasp, then i laugh like a clown. I want to go see but as soon as i start to move i hear it coming down the stairs. my dad pulls me into the room and slams the door shut. the laughing get closer and louder. suddenly the door starts shaking and the laughting get louder then ever. my dads screaming at me to help keep the door shut. the door starts to open alittle. im standing the not knowing what to do. my dads screaming at me and the laughting and the creatures geting the door open slowly.

Saw Dream

Its a room like the room u die in, in the movie saw. there is a group of kids runing around in fear. there pushing a shuving in to lockersand trying to find a place to hide from a killer who is on his waythere. there is one other kid and me. we both run to the last locker, pushing and freaking out. finialy i get in and the big sliding door starts to open i get in an the other kid is left out there screaming and crying. Then i fall asleep.

later im looking at the floor and there a dark plastic curtainin front of me an a light out coming from under it. I cant move. I look up to see some one with there back turned siting in a chair away from me. the is a curtain behind him so i can only see his arm and leg. The the killer walks over to me an puts on vaseline on my head. it starts to burn. he tell me im saving a life. then the shot of me siting straped to a chair with my face off an my skin showing my skull with the eyes still there, and the top of my head cut off exposing my brain with this thick layer of the vaseline on my brain. he goes over an puts it on the other persons head, the person starts shaking an some what of laughing.

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